Andy Hytjan

Engineering Ninja
andy@lineskis.com

Home mtn?
Colorado

How'd you get your job?
Helping J create fake Newschoolers members used to brag about our product. Also listening to all the crazy ideas about new innovations and test as many on snow as possible.

Least favorite animal?
cougars?

What do you do when not working?
I don't go to the library, I don't go shopping, I don't workout... J doesn't let me leave my desk.

Weapons of choice?
EPPs

You make the best?
Norse warrior, my middle name is Olaf.

How did you get this job?
Randomly ran into J at a plastics convention in Munich. I was introducing a new fibre-reinforced polymer I invented while doing research at the University. Next thing I knew I awoke in a factory with a headache, kind of Zoolander-Derelict like.

Vacation?
Warm and sunny or cold and snowy

Best food?
Chipotle, Snarf's Prime Rib, and Ezels fried chicken, its Oprah's favorite

How many shoes do you have?
9

Worst job?
Cleaning tumbleweeds out of a golf course lake

Favorite snowy terrain?
The extra snowy pillowy type

Gets you mad?
When Chipotle doesn't put enough carnitas into my burrito, I get real mad then.

What is summer?
A good time to expand your feet so you can live in pain Nov-Dec the next year.

Surf the Web?
Only in a wetsuit, its cold and I'm not a good swimmer

Why are you so cool?
Cause I eat fruity pebbles, how gangsta is that?